I present you Citroen's weird Taco Thing. 

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat) 05/19/2015 at 23:42 • Filed to: None

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Here we have dried and salted cod cooked with potatoes, olives, olive oil, potatoes, quail eggs and pimentos.

Tah-dah! It tastes very mediocre!

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > My citroen won't start 05/19/2015 at 23:54

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Looks very delicious, but that title could be rather inappropo

My citroen won't start > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 05/19/2015 at 23:59

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Why?

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > My citroen won't start 05/20/2015 at 00:08

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lol, i have no idea I was just joking around. Something something, lady parts, something fish tacos

\i have the mind of an 11 year old

My citroen won't start > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 05/20/2015 at 00:10

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Hahaha, I re-read that sentence 15 times trying to find how I could have offended someone with badly done fish tacos.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > My citroen won't start 05/20/2015 at 00:11

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I didn’t that it could be offensive, i’ve been watching the office a lot lately and it seems like a moment where michael scott might say, “that’s what she said.”

Textured Soy Protein > My citroen won't start 05/20/2015 at 00:13

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No pictures but tonight my slightly weird dinner was brown/red/wild rice, pinto beans, sauteed shallot & red pepper, Crystal hot sauce, pea shoots, and a fried egg on top.

It was actually pretty damn tasty. I make good beans.

Textured Soy Protein > My citroen won't start 05/20/2015 at 00:22

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Here in ‘MURRICA, “fish taco” is a euphemism for the female nether regions.

My citroen won't start > Textured Soy Protein 05/20/2015 at 00:23

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I had no ideia.

Textured Soy Protein > My citroen won't start 05/20/2015 at 00:29

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It’s not a particularly good joke here.

Also there’s a stupid chain restaurant called Pink Taco that tries to play off a similar joke.

It is obnoxious.

My citroen won't start > Textured Soy Protein 05/20/2015 at 00:30

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It looks like a very unpleasant environment.

Textured Soy Protein > My citroen won't start 05/20/2015 at 00:33

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You are correct.

Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > My citroen won't start 05/20/2015 at 00:37

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Quail eggs are awesome. Why you put it inside a taco?

My citroen won't start > Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. 05/20/2015 at 00:38

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Because I cooked the cod with the quail eggs.

My citroen won't start > Textured Soy Protein 05/20/2015 at 00:43

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That sounds really good, did you eat it in a bowl? It sounds like something I would eat in a bowl.

Textured Soy Protein > My citroen won't start 05/20/2015 at 00:58

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Yup, it was in a bowl.

It sounds complicated but I had made the rice and beans ahead of time so I just warmed those up in the microwave.

The only thing I cooked tonight was the shallot & pepper, and the egg. The pea shoots & hot sauce I pulled out of the fridge.

(I’ve been on a healthy eating and exercise kick lately. Helps that I’m a food nerd. I’m channeling my usual food creativity in a healthy direction.)